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THIS IS AN ENTRY LEVEL POSITION IN WHITE PLAINS, NY
Troy Global is hiring for ENTRY LEVEL sales and MARKETING positions. We are hiring competitive, TEAM PLAYERS to join our elite team of sales and marketing
professionals.
If your resume looks similar to this, isn’t it about time you found another position?
OBJECTIVE: To sit in a cubicle and stare at a monitor for eight hours, occasionally looking attentive when approached by a superior.
EDUCATION:
School: Very Expensive
Major: Not Important
GPA: Don’t Ask
EMPLOYMENT:
NETWORK MANAGEMENT (9/05-Present) Produced daily itinerary of television programs to watch. Duties included changing channels, avoiding infomercials, and staying tuned after those messages.
DEBT CONSOLIDATION (9/01-5/05) Using various tools such as credit cards and borrowed cash, I managed to combine groups of unpaid bills into one monthly bill that goes straight to my father.
COMPUTER SKILLS:
I am fluent with Solitaire, Minesweeper, and the On/Off Repair Method.
HONORS AND AWARDS:
I said the Toast at my brother’s wedding, and I received the highest score on the Theta Chi’s Pin Ball Machine.
For further references, contact my mother. For positive responses, please pose all questions as though you’re considering me as a law school applicant.
*We do not know how other companies are, we do know what we are NOT.
Troy Global specializes in marketing and client acquisitions for leading multinational corporations. We take pride in tailoring campaigns to meet our client’s needs.
Our Mission:
We are committed to providing excellent promotional and sales support for our clients while developing an elite team of associates who will become the future of our organization.
We Provide:
- Fast paced working environment
- Unlimited growth opportunities
- Competitive benefits
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